the sexiest hairstyle created by yours truly, Zach Herron's wife ( I don't mean the Zach that sits in the corner of your school placing corn fries in between his toe gaps) this can only be performed of the stunt man that jumped off a building while eating chilli fries while trying to stick it up his asshole, (he was wearing socks)

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.