Urban Dictionary: hummer

A truck that is between a tonka toy and a great big fucking tank!

Drive on and you will know, just dont run over any civilians!

by Maxamillion September 22, 2004

by S O T C Crew June 09, 2003

a popular term for oral sex used mainly in the '70s

"the reason my pants were down at the scene of the car accident was because she was giving me a hummer while I drove."

by andrew February 14, 2005

a word used to say homo but commonly used around homos so they dont see you makeing fun of them

hey josh you see that kid, hes such a hummer

by brandon baum January 07, 2005

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 24, 2003