A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.
"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co
by Hungry Diner August 31, 2021
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You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
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Somebody who hang toilet paper in the wrong way
Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
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A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.
John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.
by Mittens VanBuren August 1, 2021
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A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.
by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020
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