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To be so massively hung that it appears like you have 3 legs. Very difficult to wear shorts in public. Every smoking hot girl wants a piece of you.
Man, I had sex with Cory last night, he was a real human tripod!
by udo August 10, 2003
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Gus is so small, he is the complete opposite of a human tripod.
by I OWN GUS March 21, 2004
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