When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Like Netflix and Chill, but for couples who are looking for something a little more serious than just a quick booty call.

Opposite of "Netflix and Chill" used to describe a lasting relationship without sex every night with netflix on in the back

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.