Urban Dictionary: hug nuts

hug nuts

Another way for one to say; kiss my ass, suck my dick and or fuck off you no good piece of shit.

Nick: your a piece of shit!
Matt: hug nuts bitch!

by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019

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Hug a nut

Just something you can say to someone who pisses you off.

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

by babygoose August 15, 2003

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Nut Hug

The act of a woman firmly grabbing the testicles with her hand.

"If you don't quit that, I'm gonna give you a nut hug."

by Malex22 December 23, 2009

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Condom Nut-Hug

The act of ignorantly putting on a condom so that it covers both the shaft and the testicles.

Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.

by The Bod January 18, 2009

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