Nick: your a piece of shit!
Matt: hug nuts bitch!

Hey meathead, why don't you hug a nut and shut the fuck up.

"If you don't quit that, I'm gonna give you a nut hug."

Person 1: I'm so big, even Magnum XLs feel tight. They're roomy around the shaft, but they just don't fit around my balls.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You're giving yourself a fucking condom nut-hug, you jackass.