tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ February 1, 2005

me chupa un huevo

it means you don’t care. it’s the exact definition of “I don’t give a fuck”

A: escuchaste la nueva canción de 5sos?

B: no, me chupa un huevo

by thisisnotjuana February 14, 2018

Patada en los huevos

Spanish slang. Literally a Kick in the eggs. Kick in the testicles.

Dale una patada en los huevos! Duele mucho a los chicos!
-Kick him in the balls! Hurts boys alot!

by DaveDH January 30, 2023

a huevo chicharon con pelos

mexican slang fuck yeah, your right about something

Oye fuiste al juego a noche? A huevo chicharon con pelos, estuvo a toda maquina de coser.

by mrojasr September 9, 2010

mis huevos en tu arroz

slang term, huevos means eggs or testicles, en tu arroz means rice,there is a meal in south America called eggs on top of rice, "huevos en arroz", in this slang meaning "my balls on your rice"
when you don't believe something that somebody is telling you or denying something.

Oye que crees que me paso ayer? me gane la loteria, ay si... mis huevos en tu arroz.
Me prestas tu coche? no, mis huevos en tu arroz que te lo presto. = guess what? I won the lotery yesterday, Yeah right dude!
Can i borrow your car? no you got to be crazy if you think that's happening.

by Chupapachito September 16, 2008

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 10, 2020

huevos palones

Balled balls in Spanish. Also means lack of courage.

That huevos palones wouldn't even go talk to the stank ho.

by EllmanHolmes June 8, 2010