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probably the smartest man one could ever meet
by coach hall December 04, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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(1) when someone who is clearly far cooler than you deigns themselves to actually say hello, you ignore them completely.

(2) similar to the schnide

(3) a sudden mental collapse (also known as snapping)
Blaesey: "Dude, I just saw Huber and tried to say hello and he totally dissed me!"

Corbett: "Wow, I can’t believe he pulled a Huber on you."
by Cal Ripken May 13, 2004
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Huh-berr{v.}
MEaning to be above competition and better than everyone else. To have no care for what your haters have to say.
Lil Wayne's Phone Home: Verse 3:
They don't make 'em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before
I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No break lights on my car rear
I never hade life, and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and gone to heaven I swear
And yeah I'm a bear like black and white hair
So I'm polar
And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the outhers, I mean others
I could eat them for supper, get in my spaceship and huber
by ImitateTheBest February 04, 2009
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Honey + UBER=HUBER or Husband+UBER=HUBER
I won't need carpool on Monday, I will get HUBER to drive me to Bay Area
by Kool Alpha October 19, 2019
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A person with a rather eclectic variety of interests, ranging from moaning, (good) jews, krispie cremes, and getting daily boob jobs.

also likes rather archaic and bizarre words such as "scads"

Tendency to flirt with older gentlemen (according to fb)
by limecorona May 03, 2009
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The combination of a hooker and lube, a Huber is a person that is like a slut but very, very obvious about it; this is often used as a term of endearment between friends.
"Hey Huber! Great to see you again!"
by huber.com November 15, 2016
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