girl: hi mom! (hiding her report card)

mom: did you bring today something?

girl: no.

mom: o...k

girl: HU BOY!

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"