A cake involving hrum and large amounts of gayness.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

hrum cake is a delicious treat usually made by stonecreek saints, it resembles a bunt cake but its gayer and more oddly shaped, many hrums go into the creation of hrum cake. hrum cake is not baked.

see above definitions; seen as a valued delicacy in most countries. Especially developing areas in Latin America, and Africa. It has been inscribed in many stone tablets that it originated from a mexican boy and his friends on a street notoriously known as stonecreek. which is home to the stonecreek saints.