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high per milligram of thc like miles per gallon of gasoline
Clem ate a whole bag of edibles in one sitting. He’s like the Bugatti Chiron in terms of hpm. What a waste of thc!
by phallacy December 22, 2019
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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HARRY POTTER MARATHON;
the long term watching of a movie about a small boy wizard and his magical friends.
Hey guys, are you going to that wicked HPM later on?!
by hollabackgurrrl July 09, 2010
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Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex.
"Last night Jill and I had sex at atleast 75 H.P.M. last night"
by GDub420 January 30, 2008
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Man, when I was doing it with that chick my HPM was over a 150, it was hardcore.
by nwillimaster April 26, 2012
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a group of four dazzling young adults who enjoy cupcakes, puns and sartorialising. usually involves 3 especially good female friends, each of whom are truly fabulous, and one wombat who tags along because he has no other friends.

a hpm is a person, hpm are a group, the hpms are the group.
i'm going out with hpm today
by Snape, Snape, Severus Snape October 08, 2007
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