The act of taking a creepy, hauntingly ghost-like picture picture behind someone who is us unaware they're being photographed. Kind of like Planking, Owling and Horsemaning but with an unknowing accomplice.

Someone that you both hate and love. You love them more than you hate though.

When a women is having an abortion. Mostly in reference to the vaccum suction. The baby is being sucked from the women.

A careless method of grating cheese by holding the block of cheese and grater high above the food, causing it to disperse everywhere but the intended dish.

Characterised by fragments of grated cheese found everywhere around the kitchen afterwards - often accompanied by a larger, dry block of remnant cheese left out for many days after said cheese-grating incident.

Particularly common in Rootes P 2nd kitchen, and generally anywhere inhabited by a German-Italian partnership.

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.