What a woman becomes when she has no job skills, no career aspirations, no confidence and no goals in life.

Someone that is unemployed an stays home all day doing nothing.

An unemployed and often uneducated woman. Because daytime television tells her, she believes that she has the "hardest job in the world." In her peanut brain, she never quite comprehends that women with REAL jobs perform the same tasks as housewives in ADDITION to going to an actual place of employment for 8+ hours per day. Housewives usually are extremely subservient to their husbands and tend to battle depression. They claim to be tired out from long days of playing with small children, making dinner, doing some minor cleaning, and watching lots of television. They will usually cry at the drop of a hat. After the children get older, they become a taxi service for taking kids to activities and friends' homes. Again, still a very easy life. Eventually, the kids leave the house and they spend their time going to book clubs and shit. Oh, and housewives almost invariable cheat when they get bored.

promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.

A good little bitch who has been correctly taught that she is lesser than the man of the house. The housewife only leaves the house when necessary (shopping, rare events like a play or fair), spending the majority of the time cleaning, looking after the kids and serving the man (cooking, sex etc)

Whilst the lowly housewife does her simple chores, the man does the important work at his job and taking time for his own pleasure after his hard work, such as watching TV, going to parties and having sex either some random slut, or a female coworker who needs to be taught her place.

A common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!

See Jes Smith, Manwhore