by urmomsgfssister June 05, 2019
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Andrew Imboden ain't got shit on Chris Cuthbertson man, he holds the world record for macking and orgasm giving skills, I heard that he can give a woman a squirting orgasm in under 10 seconds, he has got to be the greatest pimp eva
Andrew: Man I wish i was that guy, hell never be second to anyone in women skills and pleasure. I wish my dick was as big as his.
by shobobo March 27, 2005
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His only downfall is failing to match Andrew Imboden with the overall women handling skills and pleasure giving techniques. But its ok cause he's th next best. REMEMBER: Andrew=#1; Dustin=#2.
by Kuñado March 23, 2005
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The greatest pimp of all time. Hottest guy to ever walk upon the earth. Every girls wants him, every guy wants to be like him. He is also tied with Chris Cuthbertson with for having the largest penis in the world. Peter North...who's that?
by Dustin Houser March 22, 2005
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by biz papa spence and diw 6 duece reppin to the March 29, 2003
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I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.
by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021
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what you call a crazy girl who pretends to live the perfect popular life when in reality her life is shit. a daddys money girl who is a truck whore and fucks her teachers for an A.
by crackerlife31 September 26, 2021
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