A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort
Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser
by Rhunt November 20, 2015
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When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.
Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “
by BIGBLACKCLOCK69 December 03, 2017
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