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The male equivelant to housewife. In this case, a houseband stays at home and takes care of the kids while the wife works.
While claire works her ass off at work, Jimmy drinks beer while watching t.v. with his kids. Jimmy is obviously a houseband.
by Lie_Detector_411 September 02, 2010
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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A band that is hired by a specific bar or club and plays there consistently. House bands generally work on busy nights, like Friday nights and Saturday nights. They are usually known for being startup bands, and can later become big name bands.
- One of the house bands at Madame Wong's was The Motels.

- Oingo Boingo was also a house band there, too.
by Jerry Curhl March 28, 2011
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A term derived from the word "housewife" and "husband" used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.
Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?

Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.
by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015
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Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.
by FredekaStar March 16, 2019
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