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A male who sits at home on his computer playing games instead of hanging out in person with his friends. No homo.
Keith just likes to sit on his computer at home. Such a house poof. No homo.
by jakson007 April 12, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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A male homosexual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.
Cyril: I'm working late tonight, I won't be home til 9.
Jay: I'll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
Cyril: Thanks darling, you're such a good house poof.
by shauno2000 May 21, 2008
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