Urban Dictionary: hot pockets

the act of taking a shit inside of a fold out bed and folding it up for someone else to find

"SHIT that bum gave us a hot pocket last night"

1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.

Danm! Look at that fat Hot Pocket play COD4!

by Joe Malone April 24, 2008

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.

Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.

by 7h0rn3 January 07, 2009

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms

Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.

by x b4ng June 12, 2006

when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket

man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket

by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

A frozen pastry that is heated in the microwave. They come in breakfast or lunch/dinner form. They are also the stereotypical food of a nerd.

Gary was up all night playing games and decided to have a Hot Pocket because they are easy to cook.

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOT POCKET!"

by PTSpice July 22, 2009