by Slangerdanggger5000 June 06, 2020
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The act of sneaking up and sliding your cock into a co-worker's or buddy's pocket and blowing your load.
Tom: "I went 2 months without ejaculating so that my dick would be sensitive enough to cum just from sliding it into Steve's pocket. I think I traumatized him into shock!"
Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
Bob: "Sweet. Gave that honky the old Hot Pocket!"
by mrcheesenowait January 15, 2012
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by that guy eating a taco October 16, 2009
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1. A large, filled pastry.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.
2. A fat, orange haired kid that plays video games all day or World Of Warcraft.
by Joe Malone April 24, 2008
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Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
by 7h0rn3 January 07, 2009
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/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin unkown) 1: a pop tart filled with molten hot death 2: best known cure for constipation and/or tapeworms
Sam: eerghh im goanna die!
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
Kelli: why?
Sam: I just ate a hot pocket
Kelli: You have my condolences, child.
by x b4ng June 12, 2006
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by darkoathangel May 17, 2020
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