The act of taking a warm hot pocket and using it as a masturbatory device. Usually only applies to male masturbation.
Dude, he wants it so bad he's hot pocketing every night.

That girl is so hot, I'm going to think about her while I'm hot pocketing.
by Chad Bennett September 22, 2008
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Giant pizza rolls
Retards with no brain cells think it means a woman's vagina
Guy 1: i like hot pockets
guy 2: As in va.....*gunshot*
Guy 1: *still holding gun* retard
by Jome Alma March 03, 2020
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what michael moore has had too many of
"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"
by kkaatt December 31, 2005
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tingiling feeling between the leg and ankle..
usally caused by skateboarding
Chris:I just got hot pocket landing wrong on the 8 stair
John:Ha stupid shit take your shoes off.
by "BUM" February 08, 2010
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One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."
by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009
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The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.
Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.
by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008
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