The act of a person shitting on another person's chest, and it slides down the cleavage like a boat down a river. There are many variations, some more popular like:
The Clevland Steamer
The Mud Canoe
The Clevland Steamer
The Mud Canoe
John, in the heat of the moment, shit at the top of Hilga's massive jugs, sending a mighty Hot Lunch slowly sliding down her canyon of cleavage.
by Mr.SisterFister January 10, 2008
Eating and then defecating a mixture of perogies and cabbage procured in Pittsburgh into someone's mouth. Referenced in a WDVE skit.
I was broke and couldn't afford Primanti's for my girlfriend, Pregnant Lindsey, so I gave her a Polish hot lunch.
by erock3030 November 4, 2014
The act of giving a hand job while licking the anus of a man. During ejaculation the man defecates into his partners mouth while simultaneously showering them in semen.
I had planned to give my husband a Hot Lunch Tuggy on the night of our 46th anniversary, but he had Applebees for lunch and I detest the taste of digested asparagus.
by El Presidente 69 July 6, 2017
The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.
by slim jim shady November 21, 2011
When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
by Shmo12345 February 11, 2011
Sexual fetish wherein one partner places plastic wrap over another's mouth and procedes to defecate in their mouth. A cleaner variation of Hot Lunch.
by Bryianzum April 7, 2006
When one takes a dump in a girl's mouth and her mouth has seran wrap so she only gets the heat not the meat.
by Victor May 21, 2003