Urban Dictionary: hot ham

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by shf;adjf January 14, 2020

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.

I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

The old one-two, a quickie, chocking the chicken, and wonking your cronker.
To masturbate over dinner.

Chris took so long to leave his house because he had to finish his hot ham sandwich

by moomaster January 16, 2010

When a man pisses into a girl's mouth, then she in turn snowballs the warm piss into another girl's mouth.

Everyone needs to try a hot ham water.

by Gendrix December 24, 2010

When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.

"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"

by Mysticircle373 July 31, 2016