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A sexual encounter in which the penis of a male sexual partner is placed inside a hotdog bun and then consumed by the other sexual partner in some form of fellatio. The hot dong can be performed either flaccid or erect, depending on penis size and sexual fetish.

The hot dong can be garnished with the usual condiments: ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, etc. The bun can be toasted to improve the texture, taste, and structural integrity of the hot dong.
My girlfriend was hungry after watching 50 Shades of Grey, so I gave her a hot dong.
by cmd1992 May 13, 2016
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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