This is the act of rubbing one out, then smaking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

When having sex, to defecate on someone's chest. Often rubbing your penis in it.

something that is humiliating yet extremely funny.
or
something that is outrageous and yet benefits you in a hilarious manner.

to shove an object (finger thumb tootsie roll) etc... up someones ass while they are wearing athletic shorts
thus the poop on the inside of their pants will be hot and nasty

Oral sex after anal sex. A hooker usually is paid $200 for this. Sucking a cock after ass-fucking

Taking a shit on a woman's belly after you fuck her.

A hot carl iz a extremely smelly turd someone just dropped fresh not with use of a toilet.