while at the Hospital:
Doctor: so we are going to do alot of tests that will make you uncomfortable, starting with an MRI.
Me: what so bad about that?
Doctor: You cant move and it will take up to a couple hours.
Me: Fuck.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

"These people must be taken to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.

Josh made a half court shot, so I yelled, "Man, that shot was hospitalized!"

Thank god I've only been to hell once, those devils scare me!