The most dangerous place in the anarchy that is Florida. Claimed by General Electric in 2013 when Agent Smith somehow became a doctor in the hospital, people who need to be hooked up to life support fucking die in a powerplant.

Usually, because of how horny Smith is, he will fuck a random patient but the pull out right before he cums and then cums all over the patient. Don’t forget that his cum will give a person Matrix COVID, which he created. A few weeks back, some Australian idiot walked into this hospital. Let’s say that she’s been hiding for quite some time now
Doctor 1:“Yo how tf did that patient just suddenly disappear. Why is Smith copying himself onto everybody?
Doctor 2: This is Aventura Hospital. Y’know Smith infects everyone he sees because of his transformation fetish

Doctor 1: OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK
Smith: I can hear you
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Hospital stands for Home Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour.
Define Hospital: (2 Person act)

Person 1: I went to the hospital for my check-up and saw sick people, people in labour and people getting rash treatments and then I realized...
Person 2: That Hospital stands for Home Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour.
Person 1: No, but that's cool, I realized that eye, ear, and feet, doctors have their own separate stores!

The End
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Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
by JamminJamaican January 2, 2023
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Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
by JamminJamaican January 2, 2023
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A wedgie so severe that surgery is needed to remove it
"Doctor you're needed in the other room"
"What is it"
"Another hospital wedgie"
by Wedgie_expert101 October 17, 2022
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