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the name given to someone who is much to strong for normal society.Damaging Punches like the K.O are thrown
by Roods March 06, 2008
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A person who has lightning fast reflexes and always knows your weaknesses. As mentally sharp as they are physically strong, they are aloof and stoic, prefer to wear dark colours, know how to fly a helicopter, and usually have a past shrouded in mystery.

A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.

Women will be attracted to him.
Leonard β€œyour opponent today is a Hoskins”

Phil β€œShit……”
by galacticbeetroot July 21, 2010
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look hoskins shaved head....stay away or he will make you bite the curb
by home pride February 03, 2004
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An associate at a large law firm in New York who is know to be a total cunt. A hoskins is a cunt that will never leave a law firm because she/he believes they have the chance to make partner even thought everyone hates them and they have no chance in hell. They are also refered to as Reba's or C's. C being short for Cunt Face.
Hoskins: "Hi, Um could you please do this totally pointless shit for me?"

Normal Lawyer: You stupid cunt what is the point of this?

Hoskins: I am a powerful attorney and instead of staying at home and having babies like I am suppose to, I have decided to be a total Hoskins or a Reba or a C. Whatever you prefer to call me. Oh yeah, and my vagina stinks because I work 100 hour weeks but I will still never make partner.
by Wachtell Partner March 01, 2007
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band teahcer!!
hoskin is a band teacher

dont pull a hoskin
by hooch May 03, 2004
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