Urban Dictionary: hosebeast

A woman who only chases and sleeps with men that have money. A woman that other women hate.

by dana January 08, 2004

a term that describes the highest form of idiocracy.
Normally used when someone does something so stupid, you can't even belive it.

J. Embry: hey you guys, watch me do this super good break
move. CRASH (some form of accident)

Aaron: What a freakin moron, what kind of a person are you?
Oh wait, I know, you are a freakin hosebeast!

J. Embry: you are right! (walks away in shame.)

by Shades McGrew October 06, 2005

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hosebeast

A nick-name given to males with the last name Hosie. Meaning no offence, simply a play on a name.

Hosebeastess is the female version.

(Hosebeastess To Be) implies the female is marrying into the family name.

I am a Hosebeastess to be because I am marrying Hosebeast.

by Hosebeastess2B April 27, 2007

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Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.

Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening

by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 02, 2013