someone with a nose as big as a porn star's cock.
I bet the girlfriend of that hose nose like's sitting on his face
by driver_im8 January 01, 2010
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Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.
When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.
by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019
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A "nose hose" is the flexible tube used to deliver forced air from a CPAP machine into the sleeping person's airway.
It is important to clean one's CPAP nose hose regularly to prevent unwanted CRAP buildup.
by ElCommissioner October 16, 2018
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when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose
by Wobtexan August 29, 2007
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when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.
mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!
by TheCHAMP... February 03, 2012
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