My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

If a friend seriously injures themself after yelling "Hey guys watch this!" it is considered to be a hose job.

Steve: Hey John, what are you doing today?

John: Oh, nothing special, just giving Mike a Hosejob.

Steve: You are doing what?!?!

John: Relax, relax. I'm just watering his plants...

"We were getting really freaky and she gave me a hose job"