1. What the jolly Santa famously says.
2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
3. Destiny's Child.
1. Ho ho ho, merry christmas kiddies.
2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.
by Metatron December 24, 2005
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1. Santa's most famous words

2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by.

3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool
1. ho ho ho, Merry Chrismas!

2. Merry XXX-Mas, ho ho ho.

3. I said, get the ho ho ho !
by Desmond Shoals April 09, 2008
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It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.
This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"
by Peter Buttram November 21, 2006
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term for A-shirts, white tank top, also known as wife beaters
I have a ho ho on underneath my polo shirt.
by scotviking February 01, 2010
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A black person that speaks, acts, and lives like a white person.
Ohio Secretary of state J. Kenneth Blackwell is a ho ho.....dark on the outside but white on the inside.
by Chefrick45419 October 01, 2005
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what santa says
Another way to call a hoe
Ho Ho Ho I'm calling my hoe.
by TrollerDefines December 05, 2014
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