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She is the quintessential Latin flower. She embodies everything that is classy and fashionable. At first glance you are intranced by her hazel eyes. A miami bred native she is a family Girl. A passionate lover and even more passionate friend hortensia is the one you will bring home to your mom and never let her go!
Hortensia That girl...the first time I met her I thought she was a slut.
by hortensias roomste May 13, 2010
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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