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lastnight i kicked a horse in the balls cuz it raped my girlfriend, it was horsh!
when i was young i took a golf club and hit a pile of horse manure at conrad, it was horsh!
one day i was on my bike and i saw a hot chick with huge tits riding on a horse, i was so mesmerized by her bouncy bouncy, i rode my bike right off a cliff, it was horsh!
when i was young i took a golf club and hit a pile of horse manure at conrad, it was horsh!
one day i was on my bike and i saw a hot chick with huge tits riding on a horse, i was so mesmerized by her bouncy bouncy, i rode my bike right off a cliff, it was horsh!
by mr-rob-i-am-awesome January 28, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005