Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

You take too much Kent, you feel like a horse

A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!

a)When someone gets so drunk they think they'll 100% pull a member of the opposite or same sex.
b)When someone doesn't pull more than 2 people
c) when they look like a horse usually after inbredness

to make another person look like a fool, or bad at what they do