Urban Dictionary: horseblanket

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A term to elicit shock, confusion, and intrigue when used in conversations regarding sex. The term has no actual definition. However, the word horseblanket sparks imagination and curiosity for the people engaged in such explicit conversations.

Chris: I finally convinced her to give me a blumpkin last night!
Everyone: hahaha.... Noice bro!... gross ewww....
Kevin: Oh yea? well I gave my main chick the horseblanket last night. She hasn't looked me in the eye since.
Everyone: Woah... I think i've seen that in a hentai once... WTF is a horseblanket!!

by BowserBallz January 28, 2016

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A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides

Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD

by testaccounto 174o December 03, 2019

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An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.

Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.

by horseblanket69 March 04, 2020

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