I drank all of my horse cock and woke up in the middle of a field completely naked.
OR
I drank so much last night and I woke up in a field this morning, man i was raped by a horse cock.

"He wants this report by noon? Horse cock!"

"hey jay what's for lounch?"
"horse cock with mustarad"
"mmmmm...horsecock."

Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”

John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”

jenny really enjoyed her horse cock sandwich..

You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!

suzy sucked off the horses cock, after she was done, she had gotten the horses cream cheese in her eyes. she was left to die and slowly met life’s end. but that horse cock sure was yummy.

rip suzy