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A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.
Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.
by Insectdiet May 18, 2004
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A penis in the size, shape, and stature, such as that of a horse's
Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen
by carl June 10, 2002
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1. A physiological phenomenon where the male organ grows to enormous size. 2. Any penis that exceeds 18 to 20 inches with a girth exceeding 4 inches.
"He has a terrible case of horsecock."
"I'm sorry, I really love you, but there is no way I can take a horsecock."
"We saw this movie where this girl attempted to do this guy with a huge horsecock."
by Anonymous December 05, 2002
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A higher class of curse word, used only by intellectuals. A phrase used only when something really crappy has just happened, so you know to treat the situation with the up most urgency. If one utters, “horse cock” you know that they got screwed out of nowhere.
Dude, I just dropped my phone. Horse cock... My screen is cracked!
by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020
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