Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.

Brett has a horsecock; it's the biggest dick I've ever seen

we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer.

justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock

I've yet to meet a man that can eat two horse cocks.

After we poured the slab, we had to consolidate the wet concrete with a horse cock.

suzy sucked off the horses cock, after she was done, she had gotten the horses cream cheese in her eyes. she was left to die and slowly met life’s end. but that horse cock sure was yummy.

rip suzy