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a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.
real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”
by xylobones February 19, 2018
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.
Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.
by firefoxxiF November 30, 2020
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someone who is literally horny all the goddamn time. they might be annoying depending on who you are.
Jason's horny on main, dude. It's starting to concern me.
by kiwibo October 15, 2019
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It the definition of someone who on a group chat is always acting horny in the main part of the chat, for no apparent reason other than being horny.
Person E: So, how are you doing M?
Person M: I'm good, I'm just really Horny
Person E: Erm... Wut.
Person M: I just want to have Sex.
Person E: Aren't you just Horny on Main.
by Shrek's Cult May 18, 2020
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