Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
Hornsby is the maddest city in the fucking world. Hornsby is located just north of Sydney in New South Wales, Australia. There tends to be a lot of teen violence, drugs and alcohole in the area.
Joel: Dude you wanna come with me and some chicks to Castle Towers tomorrow?
Tim: Nah man. I'm goin' to Hornsby. You and the girls can come along.
Joel: Smick!
Tim: Nah man. I'm goin' to Hornsby. You and the girls can come along.
Joel: Smick!
by Dewy Horne February 04, 2008
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A girl who is of highschool age, but appears to be much younger. Has the appearance of a 6th or 7th grader.
Rodney: yo, look at his girl.
Patrick: Yeah, she looks so young.
Rodney: Yeah, She's such a Hornsby. I wonder if he has to go pick her up after school everyday?
Patrick: Yeah, she looks so young.
Rodney: Yeah, She's such a Hornsby. I wonder if he has to go pick her up after school everyday?
by nowayjose22 November 27, 2010