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Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.
Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.
Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.
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Perv 2- You're just jealous.
Perv 1- :'(
Perv 2- : p
Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.
Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.
Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.
Perv 2- You're just jealous.
Perv 1- :'(
Perv 2- : p
by TurtleDude87 July 13, 2009
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.
by HighFenceHater November 19, 2008