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When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.
Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p
by TurtleDude87 July 13, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Horror pornography. Typically soft-porn dealing with possessed women or demonic temptresses.
I can't believe that woman just did it with that demon. This hornography is awesome!!!
by Jaazu August 23, 2010
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hunters whom choose to partake in high fence hunting for the sole purpose of killing big bucks with big antlers despite the fairness of the pen.
Joe shot a nice buck, but I heard he was into hornography and suspect it was a canned hunt.
by HighFenceHater November 19, 2008
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