1. A telephone.
2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.
2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.
Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.
Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.
Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.
by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005
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by Kizuel April 04, 2005
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1. One of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
2. A synonym for penis, named after the similarities to the first definition. Both are hard, permanent, curved and pointed.
3. An instrument for making a noticeable sound, often used on vehicles such as cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
4. A trumpet.
5. A symbol of power or strength.
Bob: "I saw his huge animal with horns on the road, so I instinctively honked on the horn while putting some pressure on the breaks. I stopped a few inches short of it--the bastard didn't move the whole time--and hopped out to lecture it on road safety. It looked so cute that I whipped out my horn and began making anal love to it, while I belched out some notes from a horn I always carry around with me--yeah, I'm kinky like dat!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
Jim: Dude... you are the greatest horn in history!
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 22, 2007
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Yo bitty, work my horn.
Erin totally worked my horn last night.
Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.
My horn is horny.
Erin totally worked my horn last night.
Little kids work their pre pubescent horn.
Took a pic of my horn and sent it to this bitty.
My horn is horny.
by FUPA PENETRATOR July 08, 2011
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by Tomtay January 01, 2012
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Where all white girls that are not in flight act like they are ghetto
Where all kids are “depressed”
Flight kids are all white
“Most ghetto school”
All the boys that are not in flight act like they are in a gang
The duel language kids are weird
Has 91 horing ship pages
Success is not a tradition here
Where all kids are “depressed”
Flight kids are all white
“Most ghetto school”
All the boys that are not in flight act like they are in a gang
The duel language kids are weird
Has 91 horing ship pages
Success is not a tradition here
by Xxxagon October 17, 2019
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Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.
Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.
by kels83 January 02, 2012
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