i met a horne today. he was so cute. =

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

"Lol your last name is horne... Your horney lol."

- That kid in history class.

Girl: I'm Horn E
Guy: Nice to meet you Horn E, I'm dad
Girl: Dad, I'm serious, r u gonna fuck me or what?

*pornhub intro intensifies*

Hey novia, come over here guapa, since I’m a little horne.