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While receiving road head, the guy slams on the breaks just as he is about to cum. This forces her head to hit the horn, and then he shoots a fatty load all over her face.
by Deter P April 30, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Verb: to take something that use to be in great shape and utterly destroy it totally by accident or stupidity
Can be used to descibe total annialtion of things that defy explaination
Can be used to descibe total annialtion of things that defy explaination
He put the new bbq in the back of the truck and hornblowered it up.
We use to be able to watch tv but it got hornblowered up by the kids
We use to be able to watch tv but it got hornblowered up by the kids
by zeph32 February 04, 2010
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while I waited at the bus stop for the 20 some hornblowers were smoking crack underneath their hoodies to take a hit in public
by 503n8ive February 09, 2015