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the total best gothic band in the total world!!! even better than dun dun dun............. KORN!!! (the band..not the vegetable..DUH!!!) have a nice day my fellow horizontal phobia worshippers/fanatics!
person:OMG I WOULD DIE FOR HORIZONTAL PHOBIA!!
other person: ME TOO!! theyre so gothic!!
person: NO U WOULDNT POSER!!
other person: dont u backsass me mister!!
person: go to hell so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u dick!!
other person: MAYBE I WILL
person: ok fine!!
other person: AND I AM NOT A DICK!!
person:yes u are!
other person: *starts crying* IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U U MEANIE HEAD!!
other person: ME TOO!! theyre so gothic!!
person: NO U WOULDNT POSER!!
other person: dont u backsass me mister!!
person: go to hell so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u dick!!
other person: MAYBE I WILL
person: ok fine!!
other person: AND I AM NOT A DICK!!
person:yes u are!
other person: *starts crying* IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U U MEANIE HEAD!!
by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it April 20, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....
by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005