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Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.
by Teabagger January 05, 2005
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Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?
by The Great V August 13, 2008
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Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"
by Orbter January 27, 2005
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Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".
by nativecock08 December 26, 2015
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The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.
I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.
by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch March 30, 2011
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