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Hamster Owner / Pet Hamster. HOPH, or HO/PH, is a relationship in which one person is the caregiver or "Hamster Owner" and the other is Hamster. It is NOT a relationship between an actual Hamster Owner and Hamster or any minor. This is a type of BDSM relationship that may or may not involve sex, but often involves play with hamster-like things, such as stuffed in a Hamster Ball, Hamster wheel, and spankings. The PH part of the relationship is often called the "little."
"Mew, have I been a good hamster?"

"I miss my Owner so muc,h Mew !!!"

"I can't wait to see my little Hamster today!!!"

"Daddy's going to get you a spanking for being a bad hamster today."

"Oh yeah, my friend TIm, is also into HOPH."
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