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noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.
"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.
by 007Girl February 03, 2010
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The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.
hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.
by jasoniowa October 03, 2006
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A hotel or motel room (usually inexpensive long-term stay motels) rented by a few people, but lived in by several. The cost is thus split among a large group of tenants, and as such can run as low as $20-$30 a week.
When the police raided our squat, we (I and my fifteen friends) scrounged up a few dollars and rented out a hooti for the month.
by C's and D's February 16, 2010
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a home-made, often crude, often cheap, marijuana-smoking device which can be disposed of or hidden easily in the event of a raid
"you got your piece, bro?"
"nah, man, the fuzz took that shit. I made me a hootis."
by samzilla88 December 07, 2009
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Greasy, nasty, skanky ass ho that should never be touched or spoken to.
Look at the nasty hootis chick over there, get back, don't let it touch you!
by The Gnome/Penguin December 07, 2003
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