Urban Dictionary: hootis

noun: A synonym for any object you forget the name of or simply prefer to call hootis.

"Have you seen the hootis we use to open jars?"
I thought I put the hootis away.

by 007Girl February 03, 2010

a miscelaneous piece or part. similar to thing-a-ma-jiggy or something you can't recall the name of at the momment.

hey, in that tool drawer, hand me that little what's it's hootis.

by jasoniowa October 03, 2006

Generalized term for any given item or body part

by donkeypunchyou November 09, 2008

Greasy, nasty, skanky ass ho that should never be touched or spoken to.

Look at the nasty hootis chick over there, get back, don't let it touch you!

by The Gnome/Penguin December 07, 2003

Unexplainably odd, gross, sickening, freakish.

Ruff went to the Midway and the chick had a hootis mole.

We've got rats, hootis rats.

by Husker October 15, 2003

bird tube. Must I say anything else?

Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.

by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

by Max Barshled November 07, 2007